Friday, 21 September 2007

BREAKING NEWS: All The Mandela's Are Dead!

I'm sad to have to announce that all the Mandela's are dead. The news was broken yesterday at a press conference with US president George W Bush. In his own inimitable words he announced:

"I thought an interesting comment was made — somebody said to me, I heard somebody say, “Now, where’s Mandela?” Well, Mandela’s dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas."

See the announcement here.

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